“This Rinky Dink Security System? It’s Like Something Wile E. Coyote Ordered From Acme.”

That quote earned me the ignominious Most Quotable Superlative award from the Knoxville News Sentinel’s Nashville Bureau Chief, Tom Humphrey. I felt bad as a quick check of the latest Acme Catalog failed to show any item currently employed for your legislators’ protection. Image

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

However, I did feel somewhat vindicated when Tennessean journalist Chas Sisk broke the story on the Governor’s chase SUV suffering $10,000 in damage when misfiring steel security spikes rammed through the undercarriage of the vehicle. http://www.tennessean.com/videonetwork/2387501831001/Gov-Haslam-s-vehicle-damaged-in-accident

Nevertheless, a recent trip to the Capitol revealed the security system not to be a complete epic failure.  While the Roadrunner still appears beyond capture, Rocky The Squirrel was foiled in his attempt to gain entry to the complex.

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The citizens of Tennessee can rest assured your collection of nuts in the Capitol is safe and secure.

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One Response to “This Rinky Dink Security System? It’s Like Something Wile E. Coyote Ordered From Acme.”

  1. gpcox says:

    That photo catch is fantastic, love it!!

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