That quote earned me the ignominious Most Quotable Superlative award from the Knoxville News Sentinel’s Nashville Bureau Chief, Tom Humphrey. I felt bad as a quick check of the latest Acme Catalog failed to show any item currently employed for your legislators’ protection.
However, I did feel somewhat vindicated when Tennessean journalist Chas Sisk broke the story on the Governor’s chase SUV suffering $10,000 in damage when misfiring steel security spikes rammed through the undercarriage of the vehicle. http://www.tennessean.com/videonetwork/2387501831001/Gov-Haslam-s-vehicle-damaged-in-accident
Nevertheless, a recent trip to the Capitol revealed the security system not to be a complete epic failure. While the Roadrunner still appears beyond capture, Rocky The Squirrel was foiled in his attempt to gain entry to the complex.
The citizens of Tennessee can rest assured your collection of nuts in the Capitol is safe and secure.